Rumors Make Me Laugh.

No joke, I got the best ever question the other day. This person wanted to know why Mormons typically have such outrageous family sizes, to which I replied was simply because of how family oriented we are. We love each other, and the family is a sacred thing, so why not have as many people to share that with as possible? She told me someone had told her that Mormons believe that there is some kind of box in heaven full of souls, and you get more points or something the more souls you get out of the box. What the heck, people? Where do these things even come from? I would love to know, because that is the wackiest thing I think I have ever heard. But just for the record, if there WAS some kind of crazy soul box, Mormons would have mad points.